Monday, 8 September 2014

My Asthma Has Gone!!!



My Asthma Has Gone
Dear Dr,
A Happy New Year to you. I really want to give thanks to God and you, doctor, for helping me get rid of my asthma. I want to really thank you and bless God who used you to deliver me from my asthma and my ignorance last year. When I came to the clinic I did not know the kind of doctor I was going to see. You told me that you are a doctor that uses means. When I inquired what kind of means you replied, “the power of God in prayer that heals and delivers that’s the means I use and I will teach you how to do so too”. I told you about my cough that had lasted a long time. You were surprised that as an undergraduate I could sit on my cough for so long, because I confessed that my mom had asked me to go see a doctor three months ago. You looked in my file at my history and saw several episodes of cough in my past. You then asked me if I were a Christian trying to dodge confessing and accepting that I had asthma. I finally had to admit that I had a challenge with the disease and did not really know what to do to get my healing and that in truth, as a Christian, I did not want to accept, not to talk of declare that I had the disease. You assured me that you knew what to do and if I would only follow simple instructions. I decided to let you guide and coach me into perfect health. You then proceeded to teach and coach taught me on how to pray and storm heaven with my demand for healing. While my coaching was going on, you said to me that anyone who cared and was serious could get rid of their health challenge, no matter what - infertility, arthritis, cancer or other incurable disease, staphylococcus, sexual and marital issues, fibroid, prostate problems, hypertension, diabetes, name it, if they would only follow simple instructions as they used their drugs, took counseling from you and prayed along. True to your word, after my prayers and discovery of the roots of my asthma, you prayed for me and ministered deliverance to me based on my own personal findings in the prayers that you taught me and MY ASTHMA HAS GONE!!! This, you must understand, is something that came into my life at 15 while I was at school and I have nursed for six good years!!! Truly, my ignorance of what to do kept me bound. But now, I am well. Your approach and the “means” you use are so user-friendly that anybody can learn to use them. One thing I am most grateful for—when you said means, you only wanted to shock me—you are in no way fetish; just Biblical and simple. Thank you. I mean, since more than six months now, I have not smelt anything called  asthma and I know in my bones that I have been healed. Thank you so much, doctor
Janey Ashmango, Alausa, Lagos

Dear Janey,
You are welcome; thank you for thanking me. The issues are clear. You (or anybody for that matter) can get rid of any disease. You will use your medicines along but you will learn to think in a different way. Then you will also learn to pray with faith and persistence. As we coach and guide you, you’ll find the help of God and overcome your challenges. And this is not about religion but about becoming healthy again. Just call the help-lines
Cheers


Thursday, 4 September 2014

Interprete My Semen Analysis-- We've No Child Yet

Good day sir,
My name is Iffy and I'm 42 years. I’m writing cos I came across your column in an old Daily Sun newspaper. I went to a hospital to do a semen analysis and it returned: Volume-3.5mls, motility-active 35%, sluggish 25% Dead 40% Count:21.1 million cells, consistency- slightly viscous. And at the end they wrote No growth. Honestly I did not understand a thing in the test, I didn't see the doctor to interpret it for me cos they said I should pay another money for the doctor to interpret and before I went for the test, my wife of three years do always complain that I don't ejaculate inside her which I know I do and always tell her so but she always insist that she doesn't feel anything inside when I said I had come. This made me to go for the test and what I want to know now is if my condition is treatable and how. We have no child yet. Thanks.
Iffy.
 
 Dear Iffy,
You must start by telling your wife that you ejaculate, you ejaculate inside her and you are capable of impregnating her. How do I know? The tests you did prove these from the result. First, you cannot produce semen as a male unless you ejaculate. If then your wife knows and appreciates that you both have sex and make love and during this your organ is inside of her and comes out limp even though it went in erect, you are ejaculating and doing it inside her. Because, you could never produce semen as a man unless you get an erection and you discharge semen at ejaculation. If it happened when you wanted to collect semen for the test, it is happening the same way when you are inside her. Why then is she not feeling it? Anxiety associated with her long-time delay in getting pregnant; that's all.  Her anxiety has depressed her ability to feel you. Nothing else. It is a normal thing to find anxiety causing all kinds of distortions of perception; so please do not worry. As it is important also for madam to be lose her anxiety so as to help her get pregnant, please do all you can to share this mail with her to calm her fears. You are normal in every way. The normal volume of semen ejaculated by males is 2 to 5 mls; you have 3.5, so you passed.  When the total sperm count in the ejaculate is higher than 20million per ml, the man CAN impregnate a woman. The normal is 20 to 300 million. Some authorities quote 60 to 300 million. I once had a man from Maiduguri come to see me in Lagos whose sperm count was 750million per ml!!! The point is your own 20.1 million is higher than 20 million. So, again, you passed. When the question is the quality and not the quantity of sperm cells, you still get  a pass mark -- it is normal once over 40% of the sperm cells are alive (the vigorous and  highly motile plus the sluggish). In your case, 25% plus 35% is 60%. You need just 40% at the least. Now, these your figures, though okay, can be bettered or boosted with treatment with which we are willing to help you if you ask. So just call the helplines and we'll be very glad to help you.
Cheers

Thursday, 28 August 2014

Worried After Evacuation

Worried After Evacuation
Dear Dr,
Please make this inquiry confidential and  reply me through this email address. Some time ago, I had an evacuation which was about two weeks old, but later on when I see my period I do feel a deep pain from inside my vagina. Of recent, the pain is getting mild; I really want to know if it is not an infection or something I do not know. Secondly, I used to feel pains when moving my eyeballs, this is usually accompanied with a headache. Doctor, I need you to shed more light on these. Thank you.
Worried lady.
 
Dear Worried Lady,
Simply go back to the person who did your evacuation-- I hope he's a doctor and not a quack?-- and complain.  He's the only one who can tell. As for me I think you have some sub-acute infection --perhaps you did not follow up on antibiotics you needed to use after your procedure? It is important to go and sort this out because such infections as we are talking about can damage your tubes and fertility. Hurry. Before we go, proper knowledge of fertility --what we call fertility awareness will help you from having to do evacuations or remove your own unborn babies by yourself before they are born. Go to www.mediamedix.blogspot.com to read articles on fertility awareness-- how to be sure you do not get pregnant and for that matter also, how to be sure you have a good chance to get pregnant. As for your headache and eyeballs, go see a doctor and have him check you for typhoid fever or some mild salmonellosis. The symptoms you complain of tend to be associated with this milder form of infection with Salmonella which is the generic name of the germ that causes typhoid fever.
Cheers

Thursday, 14 August 2014

Scanty Bleeding--Why?

Scanty Bleeding--Why?

Dear Doctor,
I am a girl of 23. It happens that since April this year that I have been experiencing another scanty drops after my normal menstrual flows. I have consulted my family doctor and explained this to him, he then asked me some questions that goes thus * Have you been using fingers on yourself? * Have you been using contraceptive pills?* Has your finance been using force on you? * And so on. But my answer to all of the above was "NO" Though I have a fiance, but due to the fact that he is not residing in the same state with me, I don't have sex regularly, and while having sex we use condom unless during my free periods because we don't want to have a baby until we wed. Meanwhile he advised me to go and run a scanning test to know whether there is injury in my womb or something like that, I did so but the result yielded "NO" significance including the size of my vaginal passage. Since then I've been noticing it but not on regular basis. Please doctor, could you suggest the course or the solution to this problem so that it will not cause any harm to me during my pregnancy? Thank you sir,
Sally Ima, Enugu

Dear Sally,

Any lady can have the complaints you have -- small amounts of bleeding from the vagina outside the normal menses. Some call it bleeding twice a month also. We call it spotting -- the woman sees no more than spots of blood on her pants, outside the normal menstrual period. It is an important topic in female health; so all ladies, listen attentively. I will mention a dozen-odd conditions that can cause this condition --but I will divide them into(the first six)ones that are harmless and those(latter six) that are injurious 1.Pregnancy is the first thing to consider -- some women tend to have hormonal imbalances even in pregnancy that make them bleed in a funny way that confuses everybody--so much so, a times that no one knows whether or not they are pregnant 2.Ovulation -- some ladies have some amount of spotting as a sign of their ovulating 3.Use of Estrogen Contraceptives; 4.Stoppage of Estrogen Contraceptives; 5.Ovarian Cyst 6.Nothing the matter -- and it will not last more than 3 times.7Infection; eg Chlamydia;8.Cancer of the Ovary; 9.Cancer of the uterus; 10.Cancer of the Cervix; 11. Peri-menopause; 12.Menopause See a gynecologist/good doctor. Call the help-lines Cheers

Monday, 21 April 2014

Persistent Pelvic Pain, Infertiltiy, Rape

Dear Sir,

In 1996 I was raped in my sleep and I cannot say whether it was real or not but that month I was confused. I went into fasting at the same time taking lime orange discovered that since then I have been having problems with my womb, stomach, menses. I married and couldn’t get pregnant. I just lost my husband. I have been taken to many hospitals but to no avail. I never had a boyfriend. Please help me. I don’t know what to do again. If I should remarry, I don’t want any complaint from my husband. My people did not believe me because of the doctor’s statement that it’s all imagination and that it is ulcer. That month as I was being taken from one place to another for treatment, I saw very black blood in my pants but they did not believe me. As I am writing now, I am feeling the persistent pain. Help me out please. I read yesterday’s Daily Sun and I saw something similar.
Barren Widow, Bariga, Lagos

Dear Barren Widow,
It is important that none of us should allow our past to hinder our future. Tell any man that’s interested in marrying you your whole story. If he loves you, he’ll go ahead. Unless one thoroughly examines you and puts the history of your troubles into consideration, one cannot do the best by you but with what I have and without examining you, the first diagnosis that comes to mind is endometriosis . The hallmark of this condition is pain – pain during menses, pain at the time of ovulation, pain during sex and inability to get pregnant. In my well-considered opinion and being a knowledgeable person in such matters, your experiences with your sleep and dream state are, most relevant and germane to your problems—they are not imagination or unreal. You were raped—and the experience was real—real enough for you to feel perhaps it was even physical. Any rape case is a complicated case—there’s psychological overlay and lack of confidence in men, to say the least. For it to have happened in your sleep makes one understand that it has spiritual dimensions also. So your human organism is under attack physically(endometriosis), psychologically (confusion) and spiritually(????husband killed). You need professional help at three levels – medically from a gynaecologist or a very well experienced doctor, psychologically from a good psychologist and spiritually from a priest. We can help with all three. If I were to handle your case, I would attribute all your challenges to the rape in the dream and take things from there. Of course you would be treated for any physical diseases (endometriosis currently has no cure, but with God, all things are possible) but it is my considered opinion that any approach to your problems that begins by not believing you or consigning what you experienced to make-belief or imagination in the name of science is bound to fail as they have failed all these 20-odd years.
Call the help-lines.

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Miscarriages Ended

Miscarriages Good day doctor. My names are Really Frustrated, 29 years old, married, and I reside in Port Harcourt. I thank God for using you for the help of mankind, I read your question and answer sessions every Thursday and I know you will be a blessing to me. I got married precisely 25th Feb. 2013 and in July I took in. On the 15th of August that same year I started bleeding. I was placed on Primolut for 4 weeks weekly, but on Sept 15th few weeks later I lost the pregnancy. I resigned as a banker because I was told it was stressful and relocated to join my husband. A few months later I took in on the 5th week, I started bleeding again, I was rushed to the clinic and placed on bed rest and later discharged with a weekly injection of Primolut to be taken until it gets to 12 weeks. I took the injections religiously, but on the 19 week I went to urinate and the water wouldn't stop pouring. I was told the amniotic sac was broken and I wasn't due yet. The gynaecologist told me I had to be cleaned up to avoid infection. Doctor Bibbi I cried seriously. I nearly had a heart attack, but thank God for His word. Now I am pregnant again. I need your advice because it is at its early stage and I don't want to take any risk please. This is my ordeal, advice me. This is my mail box, trough which you can reply me, Sir. Thank you. Waiting to read from you. Really Frustrated, Port Harcourt, Rivers Dear Really Frustated, There are physical causes of repeated or habitual (three-in a row) miscarriage; for example, incompetent cervix. Any lady that has miscarried thrice in a row is said to have "Habitual Abortion". There is a professional way to deal with that, and you will need to be checked and examined properly to see you do not have such a condition. There are also psychological/social reasons -- repeated husband battering (God forbid!) is one. Spiritual reasons, though often neglected, are usually very much involved, too. If I were to handle your case, I would probe and treat all three areas -- do you have sex in the dreams for example? See red stuff in the dreams? Have babies in the dreams? Call the helplines and /or send e mail to me doctorbibbi@yahoo.co.uk. There is help for you -- but hurry -- before this new pregnancy is aborted once again. Further advice? Its best to fully investigate the root causes of this so as to allay your fears and bring your pregnancy to term. Please do your due diligence to see a very good doctor/gynaecologist for thorough check-up, a psychologist/psychiatrist and a priest who understands these things. In medical terminology this baby you are carrying is labeled precious baby to help everyone involved in your care to be committed to getting an uneventful pregnancy carried to term and productive of a live healthy baby delivered by spontaneous vaginal delivery. You see, there's help for all --no matter the cause, length and complexity of the challenge with infertility--once you are willing to work at it diligently and factor God into it. I mean we have helped cases with absent menses, ovarian cyst, zero sperm count, unexplained infertility, blocked fallopian tubes, intra-uterine death, fibroids both small and big, failed repeated IVF cases, hormonal imbalance--you name it; any cause! They get their babies, and usually in a very short time, too, compared to the time they have waited. Just call the help lines. I pray for you

Saturday, 15 March 2014

Marry Your Sweetheart!!!

Marry Your Sweetheart!!! Hi, I want to find out sincerely from u at docmarrylove@yahoo.com to know the truth before venturing into it. The person I want to marry is very sincere, passionate for God which of course I do appreciate. The moment I proposed to her without asking much questions from her she told me her past live that she was involved in abortion twice by taking some pills that is used to prevent pregnancy. I still want to go ahead but I fear if there is any negative effect in future as I am not a doctor to know even though she told me there is no effect since she is on medical line but that thought kept coming to my mind. She told me such drug could be use to avoid one getting pregnant that people use it for family planning. That there are ones u inject in person that can last a year and all that. Will such things not cause delay in child bearing. Please reply do not publish on paper. Please sir what is your advise on this. Charlemagne Chike, Enugu Dear Charlemagne, Have no fears about our publishing anything because we take the precaution of changing both your name and location and other particulars, okay? Great. Now, considering the contraceptives this lady used to abort, have no fears also. Any side -effects of such medications usually last just a period of 6 months to one year after she has stopped using the medications and from the way you relate this, it would seem she had the abortions quite some time ago. So, no side -effects, no fears!!!Go straight ahead and marry your sweetheart, okay? It is good that you are trying to find out if there can be any negative effects from the meds but the truth is do not bother yourself. And one very good thing is — your heart –maybe not your brain — but your heart– says the same thing also –Marry Her.But the greatest thing she’s got going for her — and for you in marrying her are her fantastic qualities — integrity, honesty, straight-forwardness, courage and obvious love for you, her fellow man and her God. What a gem of a gal! So, go ahead; marry this angel and waste time no more!! Cheers How do I go about it?