My Asthma Has Gone!!!

My Asthma Has Gone
Dear Dr,
A Happy New Year to you. I really want to give thanks to God and you, doctor, for helping me get rid of my asthma. I want to really thank you and bless God who used you to deliver me from my asthma and my ignorance last year. When I came to the clinic I did not know the kind of doctor I was going to see. You told me that you are a doctor that uses means. When I inquired what kind of means you replied, “the power of God in prayer that heals and delivers that’s the means I use and I will teach you how to do so too”. I told you about my cough that had lasted a long time. You were surprised that as an undergraduate I could sit on my cough for so long, because I confessed that my mom had asked me to go see a doctor three months ago. You looked in my file at my history and saw several episodes of cough in my past. You then asked me if I were a Christian trying to dodge confessing and accepting that I had asthma. I finally had to admit that I had a challenge with the disease and did not really know what to do to get my healing and that in truth, as a Christian, I did not want to accept, not to talk of declare that I had the disease. You assured me that you knew what to do and if I would only follow simple instructions. I decided to let you guide and coach me into perfect health. You then proceeded to teach and coach taught me on how to pray and storm heaven with my demand for healing. While my coaching was going on, you said to me that anyone who cared and was serious could get rid of their health challenge, no matter what - infertility, arthritis, cancer or other incurable disease, staphylococcus, sexual and marital issues, fibroid, prostate problems, hypertension, diabetes, name it, if they would only follow simple instructions as they used their drugs, took counseling from you and prayed along. True to your word, after my prayers and discovery of the roots of my asthma, you prayed for me and ministered deliverance to me based on my own personal findings in the prayers that you taught me and MY ASTHMA HAS GONE!!! This, you must understand, is something that came into my life at 15 while I was at school and I have nursed for six good years!!! Truly, my ignorance of what to do kept me bound. But now, I am well. Your approach and the “means” you use are so user-friendly that anybody can learn to use them. One thing I am most grateful for—when you said means, you only wanted to shock me—you are in no way fetish; just Biblical and simple. Thank you. I mean, since more than six months now, I have not smelt anything called  asthma and I know in my bones that I have been healed. Thank you so much, doctor
Janey Ashmango, Alausa, Lagos

Dear Janey,
You are welcome; thank you for thanking me. The issues are clear. You (or anybody for that matter) can get rid of any disease. You will use your medicines along but you will learn to think in a different way. Then you will also learn to pray with faith and persistence. As we coach and guide you, you’ll find the help of God and overcome your challenges. And this is not about religion but about becoming healthy again. Just call the help-lines
Cheers

Interprete My Semen Analysis-- We've No Child Yet

Good day sir,

My name is Iffy and I'm 42 years. I’m writing cos I came across your column in an old Daily Sun newspaper. I went to a hospital to do a semen analysis and it returned: Volume-3.5mls, motility-active 35%, sluggish 25% Dead 40% Count:21.1 million cells, consistency- slightly viscous. And at the end they wrote No growth. Honestly I did not understand a thing in the test, I didn't see the doctor to interpret it for me cos they said I should pay another money for the doctor to interpret and before I went for the test, my wife of three years do always complain that I don't ejaculate inside her which I know I do and always tell her so but she always insist that she doesn't feel anything inside when I said I had come. This made me to go for the test and what I want to know now is if my condition is treatable and how. We have no child yet. Thanks.

Iffy.

 

 Dear Iffy,

You must start by telling your wife that you ejaculate, you ejaculate inside her and you are capable of impregnating her. How do I know? The tests you did prove these from the result. First, you cannot produce semen as a male unless you ejaculate. If then your wife knows and appreciates that you both have sex and make love and during this your organ is inside of her and comes out limp even though it went in erect, you are ejaculating and doing it inside her. Because, you could never produce semen as a man unless you get an erection and you discharge semen at ejaculation. If it happened when you wanted to collect semen for the test, it is happening the same way when you are inside her. Why then is she not feeling it? Anxiety associated with her long-time delay in getting pregnant; that's all.  Her anxiety has depressed her ability to feel you. Nothing else. It is a normal thing to find anxiety causing all kinds of distortions of perception; so please do not worry. As it is important also for madam to be lose her anxiety so as to help her get pregnant, please do all you can to share this mail with her to calm her fears. You are normal in every way. The normal volume of semen ejaculated by males is 2 to 5 mls; you have 3.5, so you passed.  When the total sperm count in the ejaculate is higher than 20million per ml, the man CAN impregnate a woman. The normal is 20 to 300 million. Some authorities quote 60 to 300 million. I once had a man from Maiduguri come to see me in Lagos whose sperm count was 750million per ml!!! The point is your own 20.1 million is higher than 20 million. So, again, you passed. When the question is the quality and not the quantity of sperm cells, you still get  a pass mark -- it is normal once over 40% of the sperm cells are alive (the vigorous and  highly motile plus the sluggish). In your case, 25% plus 35% is 60%. You need just 40% at the least. Now, these your figures, though okay, can be bettered or boosted with treatment with which we are willing to help you if you ask. So just call the helplines and we'll be very glad to help you.

Cheers